[Quotes in Blue were said by Chris. Quotes in  Purple were said by me.]

Twizzlers taste like…. TWIZZLERS!

AHH! I CANT WRITE ONE HANDED!!  

COOKIES! Did you know that I love cookies?

Did you know that cookies starts with a….. ‘c’ ?!?!

Twizzlers are really good! They should have their own country!!

I wanna put on a Barney costume and go to a playground.

You know you’d get kicked in the crotch many times, right?

The Barney costume would protect me!!

I think I’m gonna cry.

YOu know, I should scream NO at you like you’re a dog the way you yell at me!

DO IT!

I’m not a bitch like that. I wouldnt do that.

(makes noises like he’s offended)

ohmygawd. ugh. shut up. you konw i love you so dont even go there.

My mommy said I can’t take any pics of me naked. so if i keep my socks on technically i wouldnt be naked. it could work.

haha; Chris quotes are the most amazing things EVER!  ;;